In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
Chivas Guadalajara will no longer be now as Guadalajara, but Chivas Mexico.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
An army of robotic David Beckham’s will hold crossing camps for MLS players.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
Major League Soccer will no longer allow the throwing of streamers, only the throwing of Toronto FC Fans.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
The Major League Soccer players union will decide that 12 thousand dollars a year is no longer enough and will demand higher pay.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
In a shocking reversal, Major League Soccer will remove the salary cap and the English Premier League will impose one.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
The English Premier League will decide that they are jealous of All-Star games and start one of their own. They will invite San Jose to be the first opponent.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
Soccer will overtake baseball in popularity, but the shocking rise of handball will usurp them all.
In the year two thousand. In the year two thousaaaaaaaaaaand.
Don Garber will officially decide just one Don is douchy and change his name to Don Don “Don” Garber
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